Suicide Tourism?

Posted March 18, 2009 by Aaron Goldfarb
Categories: Misc.

Out-of-towners traveling to New York City specifically to commit suicide have accounted for 5.3 percent of city suicides and more than 10 percent of all Manhattan suicides since 1990, according to a new research study.

That’s funny, I’d rather be dead than forced to visit most other cities in America.

It’s Buffoon Day…

Posted March 17, 2009 by Aaron Goldfarb
Categories: Misc.

In Midtown NYC.

Please, do not leave the house under any circumstance unless you enjoy seeing drunken morons “woohoo”ing and vomiting.

Is There Anything You Can’t Wear Crocs With?!

Posted March 10, 2009 by Aaron Goldfarb
Categories: Photos

Croc suit

They look smashing with a blazer and slacks combo.

Gramercy Park Ewok Pimp

Posted March 9, 2009 by Aaron Goldfarb
Categories: Photos

Gramercy Park Ewok Pimp

reader Goggla snapped this picture and writes in:

“I saw this man/woman (???) dressed as a pimp daddy strolling around Gramercy Park and thought of you.  Unfortunately, I used my camera phone rather than my real camera, so the picture is crap.  Also, the phone made a really loud snapshot sound, which frightened the subject away.  It sported a black top hat with red/yellow feathers, a full-length Ewok coat and walking stick…”

Look Into My Eyes

Posted March 3, 2009 by Aaron Goldfarb
Categories: Photos


I doubt this jacket is made out of real leather, but PETA should still go after this guy for humiliating a helpless animal (a lynx?  jaguar?) by displaying it’s visage on his back.

If you see a 68-year-old in Manhattan wearing hipper jeans than you…

Posted February 26, 2009 by Aaron Goldfarb
Categories: Screeds

…he’s probably a European tourist.

Oh, how I’ll miss winter…

Posted February 23, 2009 by Aaron Goldfarb
Categories: Photos


…and no longer getting to see tourists in disgusting nutria coats.  Yuck.  Looks worse than roadkill.

photo credit:  Furious JR


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