Where Have All the Tourists Gone, Long Time Passing

As expected, the tourists are no longer in abundance five days into the new year.  Today I easily walked through Times Square.  I easily lunched in Rock Center.  I smelled the roses during a walk through Central Park as opposed to the hansome cab horse shit.

And, you know…it was kinda bittersweet.

Come back tourists, I miss you and I want to make fun of you.

(And readers, keep on e-mailing in all those great tourist pics!)

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6 Comments on “Where Have All the Tourists Gone, Long Time Passing”

  1. TheGreenCat Says:

    Ah but it was so nice to be able to walk through Times Square at a normal pace though. I don’t miss them. (Okay, I miss their money–come back and spend money in NYC!)

  2. Aaron Goldfarb Says:

    At this pace, the knock-off purse industry is going to go out of business by March!!!

  3. the guy who just walked into you Says:

    This blog should have color coded “tourist” threat level…

    I guess since the holiday season has passed we can downgrade to yellow or elevated. Don’t forget, always be on alert, “If you see something, say something.”

  4. Aaron Goldfarb Says:

    Guy:

    Great idea. I should get a threat level added to my sidebar at all times.

    I would actually put the current level at:

    BLUE (GUARDED)

    I think we’re in a a two-week grace period right now. We’ll be back to ELEVATED by mid-month, beginning on MLK Day weekend I predict.

  5. dctouristsandlocals Says:

    Nah, on MLK weekend they’ll all be down here with me! I can almost smell them coming… oh wait, didn’t someone already report that?

  6. Aaron Goldfarb Says:

    There’s enough annoying tourists for both cities to share. Kinda like when two cities share an Olympics or World Cup.


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