Archive for March 2009

Suicide Tourism?

March 18, 2009

Out-of-towners traveling to New York City specifically to commit suicide have accounted for 5.3 percent of city suicides and more than 10 percent of all Manhattan suicides since 1990, according to a new research study.

That’s funny, I’d rather be dead than forced to visit most other cities in America.

It’s Buffoon Day…

March 17, 2009

In Midtown NYC.

Please, do not leave the house under any circumstance unless you enjoy seeing drunken morons “woohoo”ing and vomiting.

Is There Anything You Can’t Wear Crocs With?!

March 10, 2009

Croc suit

They look smashing with a blazer and slacks combo.

Gramercy Park Ewok Pimp

March 9, 2009

Gramercy Park Ewok Pimp

reader Goggla snapped this picture and writes in:

“I saw this man/woman (???) dressed as a pimp daddy strolling around Gramercy Park and thought of you.  Unfortunately, I used my camera phone rather than my real camera, so the picture is crap.  Also, the phone made a really loud snapshot sound, which frightened the subject away.  It sported a black top hat with red/yellow feathers, a full-length Ewok coat and walking stick…”

Look Into My Eyes

March 3, 2009


I doubt this jacket is made out of real leather, but PETA should still go after this guy for humiliating a helpless animal (a lynx?  jaguar?) by displaying it’s visage on his back.