WARNING!!! WARNING!!! DANGER!!! DANGER!!!

escaped-mink

Authorities are reporting than an overfed and rabid mink has escaped from the Bronx Zoo.  Please avoid riding the 2 train today as the mink has been seen riding it back and forth between the Bronx and South Ferry, feasting on Rubenesque tourists.

photo credit:  Christine H

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4 Comments on “WARNING!!! WARNING!!! DANGER!!! DANGER!!!”

  1. Goggla Says:

    Looks more like wombat.

  2. Aaron Goldfarb Says:

    Good call.

  3. Stephanie Says:

    OMG I saw a serious ManFur the other day on the subway uptown. The guy was about 60ish, wearing a full-length raccoon coat over a baggy suit, with a baseball cap. Not a tourist, but definitely an uncommon sighting. If only I’d had my camera…

  4. Aaron Goldfarb Says:

    Stephanie, January–especially with this shitty weather–is such a dead month for tourism. I guess we can focus on mocking locals. ManFur photos are always appreciated!

    nyctourists [at] gmail.com

    Wait a sec…racoon fur?! YUCK.


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